10. Your passenger seat is on
the National Register of Historic Places.
9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering
8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.
7. The 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days.
6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield
5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal "The Club."
4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if
anyone was hurt.
3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom"
noises while in the driveway.
2. You keep losing dates on left turns.
1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning