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10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents

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10 Things Not to Say to a Girl Friend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them

1. My parole officer thinks Teri has a calming effect on me.
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3. Which one of you taught Monica to give such great head?
4. Can you believe it those shit heads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife (Debbie/et al) can be rather vindictive at times.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
7. Angie is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
8. Nice place you've got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice
home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV
test results are negative! I bet Monica's will be okay too.
10. Can I put my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will
stay lost...

 

 

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